Monthly Archive for December, 2007

Since You MUST Know… BillySpotting Map Available

I have been informed that a shadowy network of ex-CIA spies have been following Coach Gillispie’s every move. They have sent me notes on what they have seen, which I have added to the map below. (Thanks Wayfairing for the application!) Each yellow pin you see below is a report from the spies. Double-click on the map to be taken to the main map; there you will be able to click on each yellow pin and read the details of each report.

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I Am Such A Doofus

The Jumbotron is a mixed blessing at Rupp. You usually have one hilarious moment or a few adorable kids per game, but most folks just turn towards the Jumbotron and pose and scream AT the screen instead of the camera. Its not their fault, since the cameras are normally in weird high-up locations and folks don’t get enough time to triangulate the location of the camera. But it looks bad — like somebody posing in the mirror after a shower.

Today at Rupp during the Tennessee Tech Victory, guess who gets on the Jumbotron? Yup, your humble columnist. In the spur of the moment, a chance to create that hilarious moment, what do I do?

Stared and posed at the Jumbotron screen. And I gave a super-goofy thumbs up. The camera couldn’t cut off of me quicker.

I couldn’t be more ashamed of myself right now.

Bring the Shame or Shut Up

No time for a column proper — I hate my job — but I wanted to record some of the comments I’ve made over this whole Billy Reed article fiasco that Tru at A Sea of Blue has already addressed. First up, my comment I left on Billy Reed’s blog (which was awaiting moderation due to a hyperlink, I suppose):

Mr. Reed, you’re an accomplished journalist. Nobody can argue that. Your blog has been around for a while, so I take it you’re familiar with the way blogs work. I’m no dummy, either, so let’s call this post exactly what it is; flamebait.

Surely somebody with your journalism history, writing stories the past 40+ years, would not base a whole column about “rumors” which you cannot directly address. If you had a source, even an “anonymous” source, you would have detailed EXACTLY what Billy Gillispie is accused of doing.

Even your details — not taking Van Florence on away games — seem sketchy. Who’s asked UKAA or Van about this? Shouldn’t that be covered before publishing with the detail? I never had a journalism class, but isn’t basing your opinion in truth key in writing a solid column?

So there’s no way you actually believe what you just wrote. I take it you’re trolling for the Big Blue crazies that you read/hear about on catspause.com. Is this a chapter of your latest book that tries to rightly define the UK fanbase? Or were you just looking for shits and giggles?

Whatever the reason, you can’t fool me. This isn’t a Billy Reed column proper.

I forgot to add that another possibility is that Billy Reed is intentionally proving Stephen A. Smith’s missive that blogging causes “a total disregard, a level of wrecklessness” in sports reporting.

Meanwhile, ever anxious to stick it to the Wildcat Basketball fans, my good buddy GatorPilot stated Patrick Patterson made the wrong choice in coming to Kentucky. I think overall GatorPilot got what he wanted — a riled up Tru and Kentucky Fanbase, and a clever reference to the Indiana Jones movie. I appreciate the comedy combo he unleashed. But in the comments, I wanted to remind him of something:

What you Gator guys forget is that Kentuckians favor a good story over the truth. And they favor more being tied to the story — “my brother’s roommate at the game said,” “my cousin who works at Merrick Inn saw,” “my lawyer who knows Mitch had dinner,” etc. This has been going on for ages; its part of our culture. The Internet makes it public outside of the Bluegrass State.

So whenever I hear things like “Billy Donovan’s wife was horse-farm hunting in Lexington in March”, I laugh about it. Actually, it was several Billy Donovan rumors that completely convinced me that any rumor involving UK Basketball is no less than 75% full of shit.

In relation to all this, I agree with Chris at Intentional Foul: “Either show and prove or just keep quiet. Even the sports bloggers of the world seem to understand this.” (Well, except the sports bloggers who are fans of the opposition, of course.) But I would take it a step further.

Saying “my brother heard” or “my cousin saw” doesn’t count anymore. Bring out the proof, or shut the hell up.

Show me the videos of Gillispie drunk off his rocker getting into a car to drive home. Show me pictures of Gillispie near Lexington Police Chief Anthany Beatty the night that allegedly Beatty called a squad car for Gillispie to either take the coach home or to jail. Let me see the raunchy text messages Gillispie allegedly sent to a hotel employee. Let me see pictures of Gillispie with his 19-year-old girlfriend, that aren’t obviously photoshopped or from some social event.

This is a call for truth, not vandalism or paparazzi-type misery. If he’s truly this bad, it will be blatently obvious and recorded with something other than a “They Say” story. Besides, if any of these events were true, it would be best to get them right out in the open. If Gillispie’s poor conduct was outed, he would be forced to deal with the consequences of his conduct. Then we can all move forward.

Kentucky fans, bring the shame or stop talking about it. Stop feeding into the nonsense that you heard from whoever or wherever on the Internet. Until I start seeing proof, I call bullshit on every story.

Of course, I suppose nobody would be talking rumors so loudly if the team was winning instead of losing. I just checked the Houston score on ESPN Gamecast. *sigh*

Appreciate These Frustrating Days While They Last!

Just when you think things couldn’t get much worse, they do.

Well, I guess its not “worse”, per say. Those problems turning the ball over are still there. Still can’t apply defensive pressure on ball-handlers. Still not getting Patterson enough touches. Still looking completely confused in when faced with a zone defense.

A lack of talent versus spurts of poor execution. We’ve seen it for about 5 games straight now. Today’s second half featured defensive breakdowns and showcased our inability to accurately defend guards running through screens. At least that was new.

Part of me is actually enjoying this frustrating time. Not necessarily just because I laugh at how some Kentucky fans react to adversity and losses. (One dude called in to WLXG Sports Radio’s post-game show and never stopped screaming the entire time, and suggested that A.J. Stewart should have been guarding Lord Vaden. That was hilarious.)

This is still a Kentucky season, and still our team. The losses are reinforcing the lessons taught by our coaches. Eventually, it’ll come together; maybe not this season, but possibly the next. We have too many talented coaches and players to stay at this frustrating level.

So take advantage of it while you can. Later on, when we’re playing as such a higher level, it might be hard to find good criticisms to talk about on the radio shows. For now, we’ll Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! for the Blue and White!

Who’s Shaking What Now? Legion Wants to Stay

I tells ya’s what boys, this here story got more twists and turns than Kentucky Route 69.

Update Wednesday 2:46 PM EST: I’m a little jealous that I didn’t think of FireAlexLegion.com first. I think it shares the same spirit as this web site — poking fun at the situation but not explicitly mean. The site now has a forum for your flaming pleasure. I wouldn’t read or post there if you take the Internet seriously, though. Save that for the CatsPause.com message boards. ;)

(Updated) Alex is Shaking the Big Blue Dust From His Feet. Who Else?

I’m sure you’ve read the report about Alex Legion possibly is leaving the Wildcats. Update: UK Athletics official statement. Of course, Coach Gillispie now has to find somebody else to anoint Patrick Patterson’s shoes with holy oil.

Alex’s recruitment prior to the Wildcats was strange. In truth, Billy Gillispie didn’t actively pursue Alex for the 2008 class — Legion was granted release by Michigan due to a coaching change, and Billy was able to catch Alex before anyone else could. Of course, those anti-UK folks out there (especially those who recruit against UK) will spin this into “Oh! Billy couldn’t even keep Alex Legion at UK for longer than 6 games.”

They’ll also revel that rumor has it that several of the players are unhappy with the way the coach treats them. Given that we have several devout Christians on the team, one of which who is reported leaving (Legion), I wonder if the coach’s salty language and his rumored wild lifestyle has rubbed folks the wrong way.

And with all this turmoil going on within the team, how the hell are our boys supposed to play against Indiana on Saturday? Out of all games this year, this is my Big Rival, and I want us to win. Badly.

Regardless, all this rumoring and speculating has re-raised my Big Blue Blood Pressure. Once something is confirmed, we’ll be sure to comment on it 5 days after it happens, as we are prone to do here at FireBilly.com. Stay tuned!

(Oh, by the way, if you couldn’t get on the site earlier today, sorry about that; evidently with Legion leaving, our site got swamped. By the way, did you know we were smart enough to register firegillispie.com too?)

Update 10:27 PM EDT: The official UK Athletics announcement confirms that Legion is transferring. We have no idea at this time how this affects his NCAA status and his & the school’s obligations concerning Alex’s National Letter of Intent — since Alex has played less than one year.