Fire Billy?

I tells ya’s what boys, this here story got more twists and turns than Kentucky Route 69.

Update Wednesday 2:46 PM EST: I’m a little jealous that I didn’t think of FireAlexLegion.com first. I think it shares the same spirit as this web site — poking fun at the situation but not explicitly mean. The site now has a forum for your flaming pleasure. I wouldn’t read or post there if you take the Internet seriously, though. Save that for the CatsPause.com message boards.